Twitter Updates for 2009-02-22

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  • just got home from dinner, ready for a long night on the phones! #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-02-21

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  • being lazy on my “free day” … not sure what I’m gonna do today yet! #

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What a coincidence.

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I’ve been experimenting lately with new methods of advertising myself. I have a number of blogs that are highly ranked in Google for interesting search terms and I’m starting to use stories and voice recordings to market myself a bit more. I’m actually planning to write a story today and post parts of it in various places on the web.

I’d heard of craigslist starting to charge for the “erotic services” area of their website in an attempt to help crack down on prostitution and I’d previously posted there for free with no success, but I was surfing around and checked it out again.

It didn’t seem as if their efforts were doing anything to help reduce the amount of hookers openly advertising their wares, but I decided I would give it a try again anyway. I signed up for an account, validated my phone number using a text messaged verification code and paid the $5 required. The rules were still a little unclear and definitely geared toward escorts, so my ad was brief and to the point.

I got about 10 inquiries from it, but what’s funny is that the one paid call I actually garnered from the entire experiment came about not only because of my post, but because of a date I’d had back in September.

My best friend and I had posted ads in the dating area a few times before and we posted back in September. We went out a few times, the second time going to a bar and meeting up with two guys that was a disaster. One of them was an asshole, he knew we weren’t into it and abandoned our table to go hang out with some girl he knew while my friend and I sat with the other guy for a few minutes. They didn’t offer to buy our drinks or pay for any food or anything. We didn’t stay long and as we left, we told them what fuck ups we thought they were.

The guy who had kind of made an effort actually responded to my post, asking for more information. As soon as he saw my site, he realized who I was and he IM’d me. He ended up calling. How crazy of a coincidence is that?

The world’s a very small place, isn’t it?.

Twitter Updates for 2009-02-20

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  • watching “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” #
  • jogged three miles in the sunshine, then had red snapper and polenta for lunch. yum! #

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Web 2.0 and me!

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So I just myself on Twitter and Myspace. Check me out! I put a neat widget on my word press blog that will grab my twitter updates and put them on the sidebar. Kinda neat. But I have no friends yet, so add me as a friend? Pretty please?

Lily on Twitter

Lily on Myspace.

Female ejaculation

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I can squirt. I learned how to a few years ago. Yes, I learned. A guy I hooked up with a couple of times taught me how in one mind blowing, life changing six hour sexual marathon. Isn’t it crazy how in this day and age, something like squirting is still so shrouded in mystery?

If you do a search on Google, you’ll quickly find that no one really knows anything about it. There’s no conclusive answer as to what the fluid is, where it comes from or even whether it really exists. I can of course only give my own personal account of the phenomenon and hope that it will entertain, amuse or enlighten.

I have compiled a written, audio and video account of my experience and abilities and am now proud to share it with the world! Of course, this is my living and I can’t just give it away for free, but I believe that this series of stories is worth every penny.

So what do I have to offer?

Written – a 3,000 word story about how I met my teacher and what my first time was like. .doc, .docx, .txt formats

Audio – a 14 minute mp3 of me reading the story out loud. mp3 or wav formats

Video – a 4.5 minute close up video of me masturbating and both visibly and audibly squirting. mpg, mp4 or wmv formats

Each part is $10 or you can buy all three together for $25.
Click below to purchase using Niteflirt or visit my “call” page for other payment options.

Buy all three together!
$25
 

Written Story – $10


Audio Story – $10


Video – $10


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Keepin' it real.

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So here we go, this is the blog where I get to keep it real and actually talk about things that are going on in my life instead of jazzing/pornifying (is that even a word) things up so they fit into a phone sex chick’s blog. I haven’t been posting because honestly, not much has been going on that’s worth posting about.

I have been actively dating for the past week or so and it’s been pretty tragic. I went out to a casino and for dinner with one guy who was pretty quiet. It wasn’t bad. The conversation was ok and he paid for everything (bonus), but he was immediately insecure about how things went and then wasn’t aggressive enough when it came to pursuing me. Oh well, no big deal.

The second guy, I actually managed to go out with three times. Listen to this ridiculous chain of events. Date 1, he’s late. He doesn’t have a cell phone because he just moved blah blah so it got disconnected due to a stretch in his budget. He finally makes it to a pay phone an hour after we’re supposed to meet at a restaurant and I’m already almost home. He’s sorry, so I let him come over anyway. It was the plan for him to come out and play cards with my friends if we got along at dinner.

He gets there and right away, his dog tries to bite one of my friends. He swears up and down that the dog is usually sweet, but she’s running around my house, freaking out and barking and stuff. Then she comes back into the kitchen and poops in the middle of my kitchen floor. All the girls scream, everyone starts laughing even though it’s totally disgusting. The guy is so embarrassed and he takes the dog outside to his car.

He doesn’t stay very long after that, but the general consensus was that he was trying very hard to get everyone to like him…being funny and charming, etc. At one point, he was talking to a friend of mine so much, I suggested to both of them that maybe he’d prefer to date her. I guess maybe she thought so too because she asked about him twice the next day.

I got together with him again a few days later, a simple movie date during the daytime. We just watched a movie at my place and talked. We made out a little bit and immediately I noticed that we weren’t exactly compatible with our kissing styles. I prefer a more traditional open mouth/close mouth approach using a little bit of tongue every few kisses and he was going back and forth between sucking on my upper and lower lips. I had no idea what to do with that.

So date three, the day before Valentine’s Day. He had to work on the actual holiday, so he wanted to take me out to dinner the day before. I was fine with that. We talked on the phone regularly and that day, he emailed me and said he would head out “about 2”, which would have put him at my place around 3, factoring in Friday traffic.

At 5, he finally calls. He’s sorry, he’s on his way, blah blah. At this point, I’m totally over this guy, but my ex texted my sister that day and I knew that if I stayed home, I might do something stupid and contact him…so I told the guy to come down anyway. We had reservations at my favorite restaurant and at least I’d get to eat the food I like.

Dinner’s fine. I rode in his car for the first time. He’s not a fan of the speed limit, I notice immediately. And no, he wasn’t driving too fast…too SLOW! It was driving me nuts! His car didn’t seem to function the way it should either. He took his hand off the steering wheel for a second to grab my leg and we almost veered off into a ditch. When we get back to my place, he starts talking about how tired he is. Now, this is after he asked me during dinner how long I could hang out.

We started making out during the movie and DAMN. No good. Totally different styles. It was weird again. We gave it the ol’ college try though and it got a bit hotter this time. He was grinding all over me, breathing heavy. I actually said to him at one point, “Calm down, tiger.” Then he randomly says he has to go let his dog out cause she’s been locked up all day and leaves less than an hour into the movie. I still wasn’t convinced, but I thought maybe there could be something there worth salvaging.

At least I did until he called me last night at 10:30, obviously drunk off his ass and talking shit about how we weren’t good at kissing each other. It started like that anyway, then quickly degenerated into some bullshit about how my lip piercing got in the way and my mouth was too big for his? Too funny. I wasn’t even saying anything negative necessarily, I just let him dig himself into a hole. The end of the conversation was that I didn’t want him to call me anymore.

That makes only two men that I’ve really felt were a disaster in the make out arena in my whole life. I certainly don’t think this makes me a bad kisser at all. I guess some people just don’t mesh that way. I had never even once experienced this until just last year, with another guy who had a similar “suck, suck” type of method. When a guy is doing that to you, it’s just weird. There’s nothing for me to do but sit there and get sucked on. There’s no interaction.

It’s ok though, even though I had that twilight zone phone call later in the night, I had an amazing call on Niteflirt with a guy who might possibly be in danger of me stalking him if he were anywhere near me. Ok, I’m totally kidding, I’m really not a stalker, but I haven’t even seen a picture of this guy and I’d go out with him in a heartbeat. He’s tall, funny, bi curious, has a kid and get this, he’s single and works with finances. That last part was a joke, that doesn’t really turn me on, but it’s funny to say.

He’s generous too and I love talking to him. Hopefully he sees this and starts calling me every day so I don’t have to go psycho on him and start crying. Again, just kidding, it’s a bit of an inside joke.

I’ve been home all day today. I opted to work out at home and I’m about to take a quick shower and maybe go rent a movie to watch later with the kids. There’s no school for them tomorrow.

Ok, I think this post has been sufficiently random. Call me up and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into..

hmm

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I have a guy who calls me as multiple characters in the same night almost every time he calls. It’s like he’s making the rounds or something. He claims to cum during each call and I wonder if he’s faking some of the orgasms or if he really does cum that many times in one night.

I can’t help but think that if he were faking some of them, he wouldn’t call those girls repeatedly, but he always does…it’s a very weird situation.

I guess I should just be glad that my talents allow me to fool him. Sometimes he calls me as two different characters back to back, within minutes. Funny that he never realizes it..