Happy Birthday to me!

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Well, tomorrow anyway. I’ll be turning 32 tomorrow. On one hand, things are going pretty well. I just got a new couch for our living room, a microfiber/leather sectional with chaise. It’s exactly what I wanted. I will probably go get paint tomorrow; I want to redecorate the entire room.

My brand new 32″ LCD was delivered this morning and things are all set for all of my friends to get together this weekend and celebrate my birthday.

On the other hand though, some stuff isn’t going so well. Calls were AWESOME all month and then the past couple of days have been pretty rough. I haven’t been dating, but I’ve been TRYING and that’s not going very well either. I think I’ll just count my blessings and try to stay optimistic. Sound like a plan?

Btw, I made out with a girl a couple of weeks ago. Call me and I’ll tell you about it!

special today!

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My tv just went belly up, so I’m running a special today and for the next couple of days. Pay with an amazon.com e gift card and get a call for only $1.50/min.!

Happy St. Patty’s Day!

Spring has sprung…with a vengeance.

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I don’t need a calendar to tell me when spring arrives. All I need to do is step outside my front door at dusk.


Yes, listen to that little clip. It’s out of control. I actually have to wear ear plugs to sleep because the frogs are so loud at this time of year that I can’t sleep without them. Why are they so loud? Well, there’s a pond on my property. I  have 2.5 acres and there’s a small pond in front of my house.

Last night, I actually had semi lucid sleep deprived thoughts of typing “frog genoicide” into Google to see what I came up with. I wondered whether there was some kind of substance I could put into the water that would just cause a mass murder of these. Yes, I know it’s mean, but people who are sleep deprived become desperate sometimes.

I know I haven’t been posting much in this blog. I had such high hopes for it, really. I had all these grand plans for this project and even though I have definitely been having some great calls, it hasn’t done what I’d hoped it would so far.

I should have known better…I know that guys want fantasy chicks for the most part, airheaded bimbos with huge tits who will tell them that all they think about is fucking and diamonds (not necessarily together). I still have hope though. Even though I’m getting a lot fewer calls than I’d hoped, the calls I am getting are of a quality that I have never experienced before.

Just that keeps me going and signing in.

In other news, I’m still working out a lot. I’ve settled into an acceptance that I’m going to be uncomfortable with soreness all the time. I’m not killing myself, but generally every day there is at least one muscle group that’s sore from a workout that happened within the last 48 hours. Today it’s my chest and back/sides. I guess that lat pull down machine actually does work.

I’m taking today off from working out though. I think if I did manage to drag myself there, I wouldn’t accomplish much. I’ve just got a general lack of energy today.

I think I’m gonna head to a local music shop today and buy a microphone stand so I can do some recordings. I’m fairly certain that I’ll get the best performance out of myself if I can lay down flat on my bed and close my eyes. A mic stand should help with that. What’s the first thing I’ll record? I think I will do one about how I fantasize about watching two men playing together.

That’s not only my personal favorite fantasy, but by far the most popular topic on my calls for this site.

Btw, if you have any ideas for pictures, let me know. I might try to accomplish a photo shoot this weekend.

Talk to you soon!.