potential for serious fun coming up!

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I’ve mentioned Kevin in this blog before, he’s a favorite caller of mine. He’s going to be in Washington sometime in the near future and I’m seriously thinking about hooking up with him.

I posted an ad last night on Craig’s List, looking for another guy to help us make our fantasy come true. What is it? Well, I want to watch him sucking dick an getting fucked in front of me, of course. It’s the only unfulfilled sexual fantasy I have left. I’d LOVE for him to make it come true for me.

We’ve gotten quite a few responses already. How exciting!.

Back in the saddle again…

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So much has been happening lately, it’s crazy. I’ve come out of the slightly depressed funk I’d been feeling for a few months and I’m back in it to win it now.

I’ve been having some really great calls lately. So thank you to those of you who are calling. I get a lot fewer calls on this account than I wish I did, but at least the calls I do get are really worth getting. The callers are intelligent, funny, interesting and respectful and I really appreciate the type of client that this account draws.

I got my first paying gig as a photographer!! I’ve gone shopping a few times in the past week to style the shoot and I’m really excited about it, but the model was supposed to post yesterday and she didn’t show up. So I’m looking for a new one now.

I’m doing another shoot on tonight with my own model…the first time I’ve done a shoot in an actual professional studio. I’m super stoked about this one too. Having a new photographer should give things a little boost since the pics will be a bit different and this guy is gonna teach me some stuff about studio lighting and photo editing too.

I’m gonna go in and do a shoot in the studio myself too soon, in preparation for a new project I’m putting together. I think it’s gonna be pretty spectacular and cause a lot of commotion, but I’m gonna do it anyway.

So keep a look out! 🙂

And in the meantime, give me a call! I’m awesome on the phone and I can always use some more great clients.


Friday night…

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I’m home tonight because my plans fell through. I’ve got stuff goin’ on tomorrow though, so I’m not too disappointed. I’m actually happy that it turned out this way because I haven’t had a chance to talk to my favorite caller in quite awhile and like magic, he turned up tonight.

So YAY. Things happen for a reason, right?

Life’s been pretty good this month so far. I’ve lost a little bit of weight and though I’m nowhere NEAR winning the little contest I arranged between friends, I’m happy with my progress. Too bad I wasted a few days earlier this week doing a disgusting “cleanse”. I lost 2 lbs. which I immediately gained right back. That’s what I get for drinking stuff that tastes like rotten pineapple on purpose.

I’m playing a bit of catch up financially because I took a weekend off at the beach that I didn’t really plan for. I had to do it though, I needed some time off and away. It was definitely worth it. I’ve felt more relaxed since then.

Professionally, things have been ok. I made a ton of money in gift cards this month, which will come in handy shortly when we redecorate what’s now the “library/office” into my daughter’s room.

I did a photo shoot yesterday with my most recent model which went well. That character is pulling its weight and even more, considering the way things are on Niteflirt now.

Intrigued? Give me a call..

Oopsie. My bad. New year, new habits!

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Alright, it’s a new year so I’m jumping right back into this blog and project like I never dropped it. I’ve still been taking calls on Niteflirt as myself and stuff, of course, but I haven’t done anything new with this in awhile. No new pics, no new listings or listing designs, obviously no blog entries…SORRY.

But I’m back. It’s a new year and I’m saying goodbye to 2009, one of the worst years of my life. Right now I only have a couple of minutes because one of my models is on her way over to do a custom photo shoot for a few of that character’s callers. I’ve gotta shoot her in some special panties and some new sneakers. Fun stuff!

Then later, one of my friends is taking me to pick up my car and then we’re gonna make some lumpia. It broke down on New Year’s Eve when I was driving back home from a couple of days with a friend down in Portland. Yep, broke down like 1.5 away from my house. It cost me $300 to have it towed home, another $100 to have it towed to the shop when it opened back up after New Year’s and then $225 to have it fixed. UGH.

I think I’m gonna go see “Sherlock Holmes” today too. I’ve heard really good things about it from everyone I know who’s seen it. I already saw “Avatar”. LOVED IT!

I should be on after that though, hope some of you feel like playing…I need to catch up since I had an unexpected car repair RIGHT after Christmas!.

Lily gets a cam!

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I was chatting the other day with another flirt and we were talking about camming…how we used to do it, had thought about doing it again, etc. By the end of our talk, we’d promised each other that we would do it again.

Of course, both of us are dominant so we’ll be setting our prices high, camming with all of our clothes on and not necessarily doing it every day, but we are going to do it.

I submitted a listing last week that hasn’t been approved yet. I went and bought a cam though, just in case it did before I could manage to have one shipped to me via Amazon. Duh, I should have known better. Niteflirt is dragging its feet again with things and here it is, Wed. and it’s still pending.

I did set it up though and jumped on cam for a long time caller today just to test things out. I flashed my tits and ass at him and hopefully made him feel better. He’d been home sick. Yes, I flashed him…but I won’t flash you! Well, not unless you pay me a lot to! lol

I need to get better lighting in my bedroom for night time calls, which is probably the only time I’ll actually do cam shows, but other than that, I’m set. The general opinion during my tests was that the resolution of the cam wasn’t the greatest, but it was acceptable to start.

I think it might actually be fun. I watch guys on their cams all the time, so it should be exhilarating to BE watched. I just hope a bunch of dumb asses don’t call and tell me to start fucking myself with a dildo. I’ve got my fingers crossed that having a cam listing only in “mistresses” will prevent that from happening.

In other news, I had a new model unexpectedly thrown at me, so I’m developing a new character. My little group of characters is changing…I think I’m going to drop an early 20’s/BBW/black cock loving character that has stalled out lately. I’ve played her for a few years, but have never really connected with the character and don’t really like any of her callers. I guess that’s come across because her scores have plummeted and I rarely get calls on that account anymore. I might give the pictures to a friend to rework and use.

I also have a MILF character whose price I raised through the roof because I was so tired of taking those calls too. I had her really cheap to begin with, but now that call volume is back to normal, I don’t need to take those cheap calls. The listing isn’t really comprehensive enough to attract calls at a higher price though. I definitely need to do something with it.

My three main accounts are doing well, so I just need to find a place to work in this new one. The girl is HOT…18, blonde, really super blue eyes and a fan-fucking-tastic body. I think I’m leaning toward “small town slut” even though her look screams “brat domme”. I have a very successful brat domme account already though and don’t think I have enough creative energy to run two.They’re very labor intensive.

I don’t do calls as a submissive. Wonder if I could pull off “small town submissive”? The submissive categories on Niteflirt are a hot mess. The highest rated listings have 1/6 the points that the highest rated mistresses listings do, which point to an overall lack of call volume, but I’ve heard there can be good money there if you’re good….which I am.

So I think that’s the direction I’ll go in. Small town submissive slut. I’ll be doing the photo shoot sometime this week and then site design will/account set up will take a few days.

Anyway, the weather has been AMAZING here, so I might be scarce for the forseeable future. At the very least, I’ll be spending a lot of time outside, so if I’m on “alerts”, try more than once to call if you want to talk to me. I might be taking a dip in the pool or just slower to get to the phone.

Call me soon! .

Blackmail, giant tributes…I amaze myself!

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What an amazing whirlwind the summer has been so far. I never expected so many exciting things to happen to me or to be so busy over the past couple of months, but I’m glad I have been.

I got the single largest tribute I’ve ever received from one guy in one day last month. After all of the years of domination and financial domination, all the years of being spoiled by GFE callers, all the times I’ve raped wallets and blackmailed money out of people, I never would have predicted that I’d manage this feat as MYSELF.

That’s right. It wasn’t some cowering slave, crapping his pants over a threat that I’d call his wife or a lonely, besotted guy with hopes of becoming my real time boyfriend who lined my pockets with a couple grand at once. Nope. It was a guy who has called me for awhile and just says that he appreciates my contribution to his life. I’m the one he can talk to about all of his fantasies.

It started out innocently enough. I’ve owned this house I live in for about 6 or 7 years and the kitchen is original. I think it was built in 1969 (appropriate year, huh?). I had a downdraft Jenn-Air cooktop that only had three working burners and a smaller than average sized wall oven. That oven was the bane of my existence. I had to cook my Thanksgiving turkey in a counter top roasting oven because a roasting pan wouldn’t fit in it! I could only bake 12 cookies at a time on tiny baking sheets. It was hell.

I mentioned to him that I was saving up Amazon gift cards so I could buy a new stove and just as simple as that, he said he’d give me the money for it. $2,000. A few weeks later, he did. I’d honestly never before felt a rush like I did when I saw that in my email.

In the meantime, I’d unleashed a hellish blackmail game on one of my accounts and was seriously raking in A TON of cash and gift cards. I’d dabbled in blackmail here and there before, but this game was unprecedented for me. I had so many guys playing and paying, I honestly couldn’t even keep track. It was fun and exciting and invigorating. I felt powerful.

Because of this game, even without the $2,000 tribute, I would have had a record month. So I combined about $3,000 in gift cards and the cash and bought not only a stove, but a refrigerator, dish washer and over-the-range microwave as well as granite tiles for my countertops and paint for the cabinets. I got top of the line Kitchen Aid appliances.

I managed an entire kitchen remodel from slave tributes in a month.

I still can’t even believe that I can say that, but I can. My kitchen is mid remodel now, the cabinets are almost done, the stove is in place. The other appliances are sitting in my garage, waiting for my uncle to come put them in. I’m giving him my old appliances in exchange for his labor installing the new ones and doing the granite counters. He’s a contractor by trade, luckily.

During this entire process, I kept telling myself to post a blog entry. I mean, this is MY account. It’s supposed to be where I really get to brag about my accomplishments and show the world and the industry who I really am and what I’m capable of.

For some reason, I just kept putting it off. I know I toot my own horn on this site, even arrogantly claiming on my Niteflirt listings to be the best phone sex operator in the world. I always believed that, but I do even more so after last month. I was in the zone, untouchable, powerful, smart, cunning, greedy and all woman.

I know what’s possible now and I’m gonna go after it.

It was also an exciting month because I had a database programmed that I can use to keep track of all of my paid mail sales and calls. Niteflirt’s system is woefully inadequate when it comes to tracking customers, so I went out of their system. I paid $400, but so far, it’s been worth every penny.

Previously, I could only categorize each customer as ONE category. Can you see how limiting that would have been for email and sales purposes?

I was talking one day to a slave and he suggested that I try to price out each customer and see what they’d be willing to pay for things. I regularly sent out tasks, games, pictures, etc. at $5 or $10 and they sold well. He suggested I send one out at $25 and see what happened.

I sold a LOT. I sold almost as many as I would have if it had been $10. Then I got to thinking…how can I access those guys who would have bought it it if had been $10 without letting the other guys know that they were eventually offered a discount?

And my database was born. Now I can see every caller, what they purchased and when. How many times each item sold and who bought it. I can take a list of callers and include or exclude them by virtue of what they’ve purchased in the past and what they paid for it.

I sent out that $25 item to all the guys who didn’t buy it originally for half price and sold another $100 worth of it. So instead of making $210 by selling 30 or so of them at $10 each (these are for the first week or so that something is out), I made $300 in round 1 and $100 in round 2, effectively doubling my income for one item.

For future sales, I can tailor emails to guys who are known to buy certain types of items. I can entice guys to come back to me who haven’t purchased in awhile (Niteflirt only shows date of last contact, which includes emails SENT to callers…not date of last purchase) and reward guys who are loyal.

I couldn’t be happier with my decision to have that programmed. Now here’s my dilemma. I know that any other flirt who does a good amount of business in pay to view emails would be interested in this program if they knew what was good for them. Do I keep it all to myself or do I try to make a profit from it by selling it to other flirts?

Would their ability to more effectively market to their customers affect whether or not I appear to be ahead of the game, so to speak? Or would the % of women who purchase it and then go on to use it to the best of their ability be so small that it wouldn’t matter? I can’t quite decide.

What’s funny to me is that a couple of the flirts I’ve spoken to about it haven’t appeared to be interested. I can’t quite understand how they fail to see the massive benefits to having access to this information.

Anyway, I’ll wrap this up…lately I’ve been having a lot of great conversations about cuckolding. My “fantasy/kinky wives” listing has a good score right now, so I’ve been featuring it heavily and getting a good call volume on it. This has inspired me to create a quiz that callers can take to see whether or not they’d be my ideal cuckold.

It was fun to craft it and will be even more fun to see the results. If you’ve ever wanted to be a cuckold or you’re just curious about what *I* would seek in the cuckold relationship of my dreams, you should check it out. It’s only $10.


Pieces of me…

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I have a few good callers on this account, but I’m writing this entry just as much for those of you who might be new to me. I know that so far this blog has been sorely lacking in content. Things keep happening to me and I find myself thinking, “Oh, I should blog about that,” but then time goes by and somehow it just doesn’t get done.

I’ve finally figured out my main problem when it comes to this account in general though. Now, before I go into this, please don’t get me wrong…I’m not complaining. Actually, if anything, I’ve gotten more calls that I have thoroughly enjoyed in the past few months as my “real” self than all my other accounts combined. It is, however, a bit trickier than I first imagined to separate myself out as my “real” self and at the same time be appealing to customers.

I know I’m not beautiful, that’s simply a fact. I don’t think I’m ugly either. Like most people, I fall somewhere in that “average” range and how attractive I am or am not is more a matter of personal opinion. I don’t think that’s what’s hurting my call volume here though. I see people on the web and on Niteflirt specifically that I’m pretty sure are more unattractive than I am and they seem to be attracting a lot of callers.

Playing myself gives me a freedom to be more matter of fact, more straight forward and less fantasy oriented than I have on other accounts. I hope to appeal to callers who WANT that…who know that when they call a phone sex operator and they say that they want him so bad, they’re lying. I hope to appeal to callers who want to take a chance that they might actually be able to REALLY make me want them. That’s an entirely new level of phone sex.

Here is what my main problem is though. All of my characters and accounts are pieces of myself. I’m sweet, slutty, funny, dominating, submissive, aggressive, promiscuous and creative. Like all complicated and interesting people, I have a lot of different sides and I automatically funnel those characteristics to my other characters. When something happens or creativity strikes (for recordings, stories, humiliation assignments, etc.), I reflexively assign whatever it is that I’m working on to another character.

Even if I do consider for a moment putting it here, a few things stop me. 1.) The video/recording/story I worked so hard on about my ability to squirt didn’t sell at all 2.) I know that if I send things out on established accounts, I WILL sell some because I have an established clientele.

So I guess I’m stuck in a never ending cycle, huh? I’ll just have to take a leap and either start selling things/writing about things in more than once place or just risk not selling as much because there are certain things I just really want here.

How complicated is this shit? I guess you probably never imagined it would be so complicated! Neither did I.

That said, here’s a little update on what’s been going in on my life. I last posted right before my birthday so I will just quickly say that my birthday was awesome. I went out on the town with my friends and even though I was sick as hell, I had a blast. We went out to a nice dinner downtown and then to a comedy show.

The headliner was a guy who’d been on Last Comic Standing and I really liked. In person, he was even funnier and insanely hot. Really. I was sitting right in the front row and I had more than one fantasy wander through my head during the show about ravaging his body.

The weather has been typically spring-like and I planted a garden a couple of weeks ago, thinking it MIGHT be safe. Then of course it froze a couple of nights and I lost a few plants. Oh well. I took a chance. I need to replant bell peppers, zucchini and beans. Everything else seems to be doing ok and I should see plants starting to come up that I planted from seeds in a few weeks. I’m doing a bigger garden this year than I have before. Hopefully I can keep up with it.

For the past couple of years, I’ve been thinking that I was going to move. Because of that, I haven’t invested too much time or energy into the upkeep of my property. Not that it was wild or horrible or anything and we definitely mowed the lawn and stuff, but the rose beds and other landscaped areas have been neglected. I spent around 5 hours over the past few days clearing out an area around our walnut tree. I never knew landscaping was such good exercise!

I’ve also been redecorating my living room. Thanks for a few devoted slaves on my brat domme account who shower me with gift cards, I’ve purchased a bunch of new stuff from Amazon. The couch was used off of Craig’s List, but sold by an Army guy who’d just bought it and needed to sell because he got deployed. It was exactly what I wanted, a microfiber/leather sectional with recliners.

From Amazon, I got a 42″ lcd tv with stand and audio cabinet, new DVD player and surround sound system. I also got a new area rug. I spent a little more on it than I wanted to ($500), but it was exactly what I wanted.

I wish Amazon had a better selection of lamps, but you can’t have everything. I got a Lowe’s gift card from a caller and another one from a friend for my birthday so I’ll be using those to buy the paint. I also found the curtains there. I think we might actually go get paint today and then do the painting tomorrow. Once that’s done and the curtains are hung, only a few details will be left and we’ll be completely done.

I’m really excited about it, actually. When I bought this house six years ago, my parents had just downsized and needed a place to put their furniture. Since I only had one set of living room furniture, I went ahead and used theirs. Now six years later, I’m finally ready to MAKE them take their stuff back and start using my own. I had put my set in my bedroom and I’ll be leaving it there, but I wanted my own furniture in my family room. Not unreasonable, I think.

I’ll be redoing the office/play room next. It’s a much smaller room, but hopefully when I’m done, it will be an awesome multi purpose room where the kids can do homework, my sister can run her real estate business and our littlest one (my nephew) can play.

The kitchen will just have to wait since that will cost so much. None of the bedrooms need to be redone at least.

So now that I’ve bored you to death, I’ll leave you with one funny little story.

A couple of weeks ago, I went out to dinner with my sister. It was just the two of us. We’d smoked a bowl and headed out to our favorite place, a Japanese steak house about 20 minutes from our house. We got seated with a couple who looked to be in their mid 40’s and 4 other people. It appeared to be an older couple and their two grand daughters, but we figured out later that one of the younger women was eating alone.

The couple was over the top affectionate. It was obvious that it was not their first date, but the romance was still very fresh. It was also obvious that they’d already fucked. They couldn’t keep their hands off of each other.

The chick was annoying. No other way to say it. I went to the bathroom and came back and she goes, “Ooh, we missed you so much while you were gone! There was such a void at the table.” Uh, what?

She kept talking about how she’d lived in Asia too. I heard her tell her date, “In Japan, they sell everything in vending machines. You can get a STEAK in a vending machine.” Then she lowered her voice just a TINY bit (but not enough to keep me from hearing it, obviously) and said, “They have vending machines that sell nothing but used condoms…for those of us who have fetishes.”

UGH. Seriously? Sperm drinking as a topic of conversation when we’re about to eat? Give me a break.

But here’s the funny thing. For birthdays, they bring out this big drum and let the birthday boy/girl bang on it while they sing some Japanese birthday song. Someone at the table next to us had a birthday, so they bring out the drum and walk by our table.

The older black couple that was sitting with us was clapping along. The annoying woman looks at the older man and says, “Doesn’t that make you want to go on safari?”

I almost CHOKED. The dude sounded like he was from Georgia or something, not even REMOTELY African. Not to mention the fact that the drums were Japanese, not African. The fact that she said it was so insane, I couldn’t even believe I heard it.

The other woman sitting with the couple looked at me with her eyes almost bugging out of her head. I turned to my sister and asked if she’d heard it. What was even funnier about it was that the chick really didn’t even realize how ludicrously racist and insane what she’d just said was.

I was so entertained by that comment that I mentally forgave her for running her hand all over his crotch for the rest of dinner.

So…mission accomplished. I posted a blog entry for this account. Tomorrow I’ll spend some time trying to make my listings more appealing. I want more CALLS.

Got it? 🙂.

Happy Birthday to me!

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Well, tomorrow anyway. I’ll be turning 32 tomorrow. On one hand, things are going pretty well. I just got a new couch for our living room, a microfiber/leather sectional with chaise. It’s exactly what I wanted. I will probably go get paint tomorrow; I want to redecorate the entire room.

My brand new 32″ LCD was delivered this morning and things are all set for all of my friends to get together this weekend and celebrate my birthday.

On the other hand though, some stuff isn’t going so well. Calls were AWESOME all month and then the past couple of days have been pretty rough. I haven’t been dating, but I’ve been TRYING and that’s not going very well either. I think I’ll just count my blessings and try to stay optimistic. Sound like a plan?

Btw, I made out with a girl a couple of weeks ago. Call me and I’ll tell you about it!

Spring has sprung…with a vengeance.

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I don’t need a calendar to tell me when spring arrives. All I need to do is step outside my front door at dusk.


Yes, listen to that little clip. It’s out of control. I actually have to wear ear plugs to sleep because the frogs are so loud at this time of year that I can’t sleep without them. Why are they so loud? Well, there’s a pond on my property. I  have 2.5 acres and there’s a small pond in front of my house.

Last night, I actually had semi lucid sleep deprived thoughts of typing “frog genoicide” into Google to see what I came up with. I wondered whether there was some kind of substance I could put into the water that would just cause a mass murder of these. Yes, I know it’s mean, but people who are sleep deprived become desperate sometimes.

I know I haven’t been posting much in this blog. I had such high hopes for it, really. I had all these grand plans for this project and even though I have definitely been having some great calls, it hasn’t done what I’d hoped it would so far.

I should have known better…I know that guys want fantasy chicks for the most part, airheaded bimbos with huge tits who will tell them that all they think about is fucking and diamonds (not necessarily together). I still have hope though. Even though I’m getting a lot fewer calls than I’d hoped, the calls I am getting are of a quality that I have never experienced before.

Just that keeps me going and signing in.

In other news, I’m still working out a lot. I’ve settled into an acceptance that I’m going to be uncomfortable with soreness all the time. I’m not killing myself, but generally every day there is at least one muscle group that’s sore from a workout that happened within the last 48 hours. Today it’s my chest and back/sides. I guess that lat pull down machine actually does work.

I’m taking today off from working out though. I think if I did manage to drag myself there, I wouldn’t accomplish much. I’ve just got a general lack of energy today.

I think I’m gonna head to a local music shop today and buy a microphone stand so I can do some recordings. I’m fairly certain that I’ll get the best performance out of myself if I can lay down flat on my bed and close my eyes. A mic stand should help with that. What’s the first thing I’ll record? I think I will do one about how I fantasize about watching two men playing together.

That’s not only my personal favorite fantasy, but by far the most popular topic on my calls for this site.

Btw, if you have any ideas for pictures, let me know. I might try to accomplish a photo shoot this weekend.

Talk to you soon!.

Keepin' it real.

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So here we go, this is the blog where I get to keep it real and actually talk about things that are going on in my life instead of jazzing/pornifying (is that even a word) things up so they fit into a phone sex chick’s blog. I haven’t been posting because honestly, not much has been going on that’s worth posting about.

I have been actively dating for the past week or so and it’s been pretty tragic. I went out to a casino and for dinner with one guy who was pretty quiet. It wasn’t bad. The conversation was ok and he paid for everything (bonus), but he was immediately insecure about how things went and then wasn’t aggressive enough when it came to pursuing me. Oh well, no big deal.

The second guy, I actually managed to go out with three times. Listen to this ridiculous chain of events. Date 1, he’s late. He doesn’t have a cell phone because he just moved blah blah so it got disconnected due to a stretch in his budget. He finally makes it to a pay phone an hour after we’re supposed to meet at a restaurant and I’m already almost home. He’s sorry, so I let him come over anyway. It was the plan for him to come out and play cards with my friends if we got along at dinner.

He gets there and right away, his dog tries to bite one of my friends. He swears up and down that the dog is usually sweet, but she’s running around my house, freaking out and barking and stuff. Then she comes back into the kitchen and poops in the middle of my kitchen floor. All the girls scream, everyone starts laughing even though it’s totally disgusting. The guy is so embarrassed and he takes the dog outside to his car.

He doesn’t stay very long after that, but the general consensus was that he was trying very hard to get everyone to like him…being funny and charming, etc. At one point, he was talking to a friend of mine so much, I suggested to both of them that maybe he’d prefer to date her. I guess maybe she thought so too because she asked about him twice the next day.

I got together with him again a few days later, a simple movie date during the daytime. We just watched a movie at my place and talked. We made out a little bit and immediately I noticed that we weren’t exactly compatible with our kissing styles. I prefer a more traditional open mouth/close mouth approach using a little bit of tongue every few kisses and he was going back and forth between sucking on my upper and lower lips. I had no idea what to do with that.

So date three, the day before Valentine’s Day. He had to work on the actual holiday, so he wanted to take me out to dinner the day before. I was fine with that. We talked on the phone regularly and that day, he emailed me and said he would head out “about 2”, which would have put him at my place around 3, factoring in Friday traffic.

At 5, he finally calls. He’s sorry, he’s on his way, blah blah. At this point, I’m totally over this guy, but my ex texted my sister that day and I knew that if I stayed home, I might do something stupid and contact him…so I told the guy to come down anyway. We had reservations at my favorite restaurant and at least I’d get to eat the food I like.

Dinner’s fine. I rode in his car for the first time. He’s not a fan of the speed limit, I notice immediately. And no, he wasn’t driving too fast…too SLOW! It was driving me nuts! His car didn’t seem to function the way it should either. He took his hand off the steering wheel for a second to grab my leg and we almost veered off into a ditch. When we get back to my place, he starts talking about how tired he is. Now, this is after he asked me during dinner how long I could hang out.

We started making out during the movie and DAMN. No good. Totally different styles. It was weird again. We gave it the ol’ college try though and it got a bit hotter this time. He was grinding all over me, breathing heavy. I actually said to him at one point, “Calm down, tiger.” Then he randomly says he has to go let his dog out cause she’s been locked up all day and leaves less than an hour into the movie. I still wasn’t convinced, but I thought maybe there could be something there worth salvaging.

At least I did until he called me last night at 10:30, obviously drunk off his ass and talking shit about how we weren’t good at kissing each other. It started like that anyway, then quickly degenerated into some bullshit about how my lip piercing got in the way and my mouth was too big for his? Too funny. I wasn’t even saying anything negative necessarily, I just let him dig himself into a hole. The end of the conversation was that I didn’t want him to call me anymore.

That makes only two men that I’ve really felt were a disaster in the make out arena in my whole life. I certainly don’t think this makes me a bad kisser at all. I guess some people just don’t mesh that way. I had never even once experienced this until just last year, with another guy who had a similar “suck, suck” type of method. When a guy is doing that to you, it’s just weird. There’s nothing for me to do but sit there and get sucked on. There’s no interaction.

It’s ok though, even though I had that twilight zone phone call later in the night, I had an amazing call on Niteflirt with a guy who might possibly be in danger of me stalking him if he were anywhere near me. Ok, I’m totally kidding, I’m really not a stalker, but I haven’t even seen a picture of this guy and I’d go out with him in a heartbeat. He’s tall, funny, bi curious, has a kid and get this, he’s single and works with finances. That last part was a joke, that doesn’t really turn me on, but it’s funny to say.

He’s generous too and I love talking to him. Hopefully he sees this and starts calling me every day so I don’t have to go psycho on him and start crying. Again, just kidding, it’s a bit of an inside joke.

I’ve been home all day today. I opted to work out at home and I’m about to take a quick shower and maybe go rent a movie to watch later with the kids. There’s no school for them tomorrow.

Ok, I think this post has been sufficiently random. Call me up and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into..

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