Web 2.0 and me!
February 19, 2009 | Leave a Comment
So I just myself on Twitter and Myspace. Check me out! I put a neat widget on my word press blog that will grab my twitter updates and put them on the sidebar. Kinda neat. But I have no friends yet, so add me as a friend? Pretty please?
Female ejaculation
February 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment
I can squirt. I learned how to a few years ago. Yes, I learned. A guy I hooked up with a couple of times taught me how in one mind blowing, life changing six hour sexual marathon. Isn’t it crazy how in this day and age, something like squirting is still so shrouded in mystery?
If you do a search on Google, you’ll quickly find that no one really knows anything about it. There’s no conclusive answer as to what the fluid is, where it comes from or even whether it really exists. I can of course only give my own personal account of the phenomenon and hope that it will entertain, amuse or enlighten.
I have compiled a written, audio and video account of my experience and abilities and am now proud to share it with the world! Of course, this is my living and I can’t just give it away for free, but I believe that this series of stories is worth every penny.
So what do I have to offer?
Written - a 3,000 word story about how I met my teacher and what my first time was like. .doc, .docx, .txt formats
Audio - a 14 minute mp3 of me reading the story out loud. mp3 or wav formats
Video - a 4.5 minute close up video of me masturbating and both visibly and audibly squirting. mpg, mp4 or wmv formats
Each part is $10 or you can buy all three together for $25.
Click below to purchase using Niteflirt or visit my “call” page for other payment options.
Buy all three together!
$25
Written Story - $10
Audio Story - $10
Video - $10
Keepin’ it real.
February 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment
So here we go, this is the blog where I get to keep it real and actually talk about things that are going on in my life instead of jazzing/pornifying (is that even a word) things up so they fit into a phone sex chick’s blog. I haven’t been posting because honestly, not much has been going on that’s worth posting about.
I have been actively dating for the past week or so and it’s been pretty tragic. I went out to a casino and for dinner with one guy who was pretty quiet. It wasn’t bad. The conversation was ok and he paid for everything (bonus), but he was immediately insecure about how things went and then wasn’t aggressive enough when it came to pursuing me. Oh well, no big deal.
The second guy, I actually managed to go out with three times. Listen to this ridiculous chain of events. Date 1, he’s late. He doesn’t have a cell phone because he just moved blah blah so it got disconnected due to a stretch in his budget. He finally makes it to a pay phone an hour after we’re supposed to meet at a restaurant and I’m already almost home. He’s sorry, so I let him come over anyway. It was the plan for him to come out and play cards with my friends if we got along at dinner.
He gets there and right away, his dog tries to bite one of my friends. He swears up and down that the dog is usually sweet, but she’s running around my house, freaking out and barking and stuff. Then she comes back into the kitchen and poops in the middle of my kitchen floor. All the girls scream, everyone starts laughing even though it’s totally disgusting. The guy is so embarrassed and he takes the dog outside to his car.
He doesn’t stay very long after that, but the general consensus was that he was trying very hard to get everyone to like him…being funny and charming, etc. At one point, he was talking to a friend of mine so much, I suggested to both of them that maybe he’d prefer to date her. I guess maybe she thought so too because she asked about him twice the next day.
I got together with him again a few days later, a simple movie date during the daytime. We just watched a movie at my place and talked. We made out a little bit and immediately I noticed that we weren’t exactly compatible with our kissing styles. I prefer a more traditional open mouth/close mouth approach using a little bit of tongue every few kisses and he was going back and forth between sucking on my upper and lower lips. I had no idea what to do with that.
So date three, the day before Valentine’s Day. He had to work on the actual holiday, so he wanted to take me out to dinner the day before. I was fine with that. We talked on the phone regularly and that day, he emailed me and said he would head out “about 2″, which would have put him at my place around 3, factoring in Friday traffic.
At 5, he finally calls. He’s sorry, he’s on his way, blah blah. At this point, I’m totally over this guy, but my ex texted my sister that day and I knew that if I stayed home, I might do something stupid and contact him…so I told the guy to come down anyway. We had reservations at my favorite restaurant and at least I’d get to eat the food I like.
Dinner’s fine. I rode in his car for the first time. He’s not a fan of the speed limit, I notice immediately. And no, he wasn’t driving too fast…too SLOW! It was driving me nuts! His car didn’t seem to function the way it should either. He took his hand off the steering wheel for a second to grab my leg and we almost veered off into a ditch. When we get back to my place, he starts talking about how tired he is. Now, this is after he asked me during dinner how long I could hang out.
We started making out during the movie and DAMN. No good. Totally different styles. It was weird again. We gave it the ol’ college try though and it got a bit hotter this time. He was grinding all over me, breathing heavy. I actually said to him at one point, “Calm down, tiger.” Then he randomly says he has to go let his dog out cause she’s been locked up all day and leaves less than an hour into the movie. I still wasn’t convinced, but I thought maybe there could be something there worth salvaging.
At least I did until he called me last night at 10:30, obviously drunk off his ass and talking shit about how we weren’t good at kissing each other. It started like that anyway, then quickly degenerated into some bullshit about how my lip piercing got in the way and my mouth was too big for his? Too funny. I wasn’t even saying anything negative necessarily, I just let him dig himself into a hole. The end of the conversation was that I didn’t want him to call me anymore.
That makes only two men that I’ve really felt were a disaster in the make out arena in my whole life. I certainly don’t think this makes me a bad kisser at all. I guess some people just don’t mesh that way. I had never even once experienced this until just last year, with another guy who had a similar “suck, suck” type of method. When a guy is doing that to you, it’s just weird. There’s nothing for me to do but sit there and get sucked on. There’s no interaction.
It’s ok though, even though I had that twilight zone phone call later in the night, I had an amazing call on Niteflirt with a guy who might possibly be in danger of me stalking him if he were anywhere near me. Ok, I’m totally kidding, I’m really not a stalker, but I haven’t even seen a picture of this guy and I’d go out with him in a heartbeat. He’s tall, funny, bi curious, has a kid and get this, he’s single and works with finances. That last part was a joke, that doesn’t really turn me on, but it’s funny to say.
He’s generous too and I love talking to him. Hopefully he sees this and starts calling me every day so I don’t have to go psycho on him and start crying. Again, just kidding, it’s a bit of an inside joke.
I’ve been home all day today. I opted to work out at home and I’m about to take a quick shower and maybe go rent a movie to watch later with the kids. There’s no school for them tomorrow.
Ok, I think this post has been sufficiently random. Call me up and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into.
hmm
February 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment
I have a guy who calls me as multiple characters in the same night almost every time he calls. It’s like he’s making the rounds or something. He claims to cum during each call and I wonder if he’s faking some of the orgasms or if he really does cum that many times in one night.
I can’t help but think that if he were faking some of them, he wouldn’t call those girls repeatedly, but he always does…it’s a very weird situation.
I guess I should just be glad that my talents allow me to fool him. Sometimes he calls me as two different characters back to back, within minutes. Funny that he never realizes it.
Winter Wonderland!
January 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment
I stayed up pretty late last night and though I saw predictions of snow on the news, I didn’t pay much attention to it. When I woke up this morning, we had about half an inch and it’s been snowing on and off all day. We’re working on at least an inch as of right now.
I got up and headed straight to the gym for a hard work out. I always take Saturdays off from the gym and from eating healthy, so I like to work out a little bit extra on Sundays. Lately there have been a lot of people there at all times of the day. The gym I go to has only been open for about six months and I guess all the New Year’s resolution people are filling it up now. I’m sure it will settle down in a few weeks.
Until then though, it sure is nice to have so much eye candy to appreciate during my work out. Speaking of eye candy, I went to see “Inkheart” yesterday with the kids and and my oh my, if Paul Bettany didn’t look spectacularly yummy in that movie for some reason! He’s been in quite a few movies, but he’s one of those actors (at least for me), that you don’t know by name but who is familiar to you.
I felt very naughty sitting there lusting after him while I was watching the movie. There’s a scene where he’s spinning fire and he’s naked from the waist up. I could have easily….ooh, ok, that’s a plan. I am going to rent that movie when it comes out on DVD and masturbate to it.
I’ll be here all day, signing off briefly to cook dinner later as I’m on duty while my sister and brother in law go out for dinner. It’s been awhile since I’ve gotten any though, so I’m pretty sure I’ll be on point for any calls that come my way. Care to try me out? 
Hello again, pervs.
January 21, 2009 | Leave a Comment
I’ve been having an unexpectedly great time on the phone with this new account. I’m honestly attracting the type of callers I’ve always wished I would get…intelligent, thoughtful, sexy, outgoing, open minded and respectful. I’ve started out very strong and my scores on Niteflirt are fantastic. I’m featuring on the front page right now for very little money and that’s always exciting.
That said, I have gotten a few guys who call up and disrespect me or hang up in my ear after I say something that’s not to their liking. I’m simply not going to stand for that this time around. Before you call, please familiarize yourself with my site and my preferences and don’t call and request something that I don’t cover or won’t handle.
If you are someone who routinely calls and talks for less than 10 minutes, please look elsewhere. Callers who spend less than 5 minutes on the phone with me will be blocked. Honestly, I have things to do and it’s not worth my time and energy to stop what I’m doing to take a 3 minute call. I’m sure you understand.
Now on to more positive things. It’s very much a thrill for me to be using my real pictures again. It’s definitely putting an interesting spin on some of the calls. I had a guy call day before yesterday who lives only about an hour from me and wanted to suck cock for me real time. Tempting.
I might attempt a more vanilla photo shoot this weekend since all of the photos I have up now are more domination themed. That should be fun.
I’ve had my first request for custom erotica as well. Ten pages of a bisexual cross dressing fantasy. It’s possible that when it’s completed, I will put it up for sale to the general public. I admit that I’ve been slacking when it comes to content to sell on this account and I need to get on that. It’s quite stupid of me not to have a ton of random cheap things for sale on my account when I have such exposure.
After attempting to finish this blog post all morning, I’m finally able to put up this final sentence and submit. I’ve been too busy talking to guys all day! That’s definitely a good thing. I’m sure I’ll talk to YOU soon.
And it’s official!
January 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment
I signed in to Niteflirt with this account for the first time today and I just got my first call. A delicious one too, about one of my favorite fantasies…a hot scenario where I got to watch two men play with each other. Mmm, that makes my pussy so wet. I’d love to just sit in the corner and watch two hot guys suck each other off before coming over to take care of my drenched little cunt.
So thanks to Anthony6625 for busting my cherry and giving me such a mind blowing fantasy to take to bed.
I got quite a bit done on the site today too. Thanks to an advisor on Ingenio, I figured out why my call descriptions weren’t showing up finally. I also got a few sets of pictures up. Sorry they’re all kind of domination/fetish related. I will try my best to get some others up soon.
First post!
January 10, 2009 | Leave a Comment
Welcome to my blog! It’s exciting to start a new one. I blog regularly already, but this one should be fun. I get to be myself and post things that actually happen without the need to twist and spice them up in a way that makes them appropriate to my “character”. I guess we’ll see how appealing that is to the readers/callers.
I know that peeking out from behind the curtain or saying anything that causes callers to lose their ability to suspend their disbelief is generally frowned upon in this industry, but these are tough times. There are those of you who appreciate honesty, who already know what this is all about and who want to really get to know someone without the polish that normally comes with a phone sex operator pretending to be someone they’re not.
Right now, in this economy, I feel like I need to cover all of my bases. I honestly don’t believe it’s much of a secret anymore that a lot of women don’t use their real pictures or personalities and I think that those who want to continue to live in the fantasy will. My site won’t dissuade them.
I’m still going through this site and adding content. I figure it will take me another couple of weeks to actually get everything in that I want to. I’ll probably end up just putting something in every section and then going back to refine it later.
I’ve started signing in to Niteflirt on this account though, so we’ll see what happens. I’m very pleased with the site design, mad props to Devilish Media for the graphics.
Like a lot of people, one of my New Year’s resolutions is to lose weight. I’ve been doing pretty well so far and today is my “free day”, so other than going out on a quest for food that’s horrible for me and will make me feel like shit, I plan to be around and taking calls all day.
Btw, I’m very much a foodie and will probably be posting about that frequently. I’ve had some great conversations with callers about food, so feel free to bring it up if you’re an enthusiast as well!
Are you ready for something new? IM me if you have questions or just call.
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